Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Friday, May 22, 2009

Friday Humor

Maxine for President

This is Maxine. Read what she has to say below her picture.



Everyone concentrates on the problems we are having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .
Not me, I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It is a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Are there any other problems you would like me to solve today? Yes!
Please read on....LOL

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow

The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The 10 Commandments
The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
PART OF THE PROBLEM

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Some Friday Fun a day Early

George Bush and his doppelganger at a White House Press Correspondents dinner



Cleaner video at
http://www.stevebridges.com/video/flashVideo/WHCA.html

Saturday, May 2, 2009

West Side.. Worst Slide Story

Click here to see the classic "West Side Story" remix by Walt Handelman, "Worst Slide Story."

If it wasn't so true it would even be funnier. Problem is that it is too True. Let us stay active in our Government People! Check out FairTax Nation & FairTax.org

Friday, November 21, 2008

Snub that wasn't

Jeanne Moos is always funny to me



The snub that wasn't. CNN's Jeanne Moos reveals why world leaders weren't shaking President Bush's hand.